Cassie - Cassie's Shield Shop Consists of 10 of each Wooden shield(20), Bronze sq shield(48), bronze kiteshield(68) iron sq shield(168), iron kiteshield(238), steel sq shield(600) steel kiteshield(850), mithril sq shield(1560) ---------------------------------------------------------------- Cassie I buy and sell shields; do you want to trade? ---- Options Yes, please. No, thank you. ____________________________________________________________________________ Emily (bartender, Falador) --- Options What would you like to say? What ales are you serving? What can you tell me about dwarves and ale? [QUEST] P2P - - - Emily Well, we've got Asgarnian Ale, Wizard's Mind Bomb and Dwarven Stout, all for 3 coins. --- Options One Asgarnian Ale, please. I'll try the Mind Bomb. Can I have a Dwarven Stout? I don't feel like any of those. What can you tell me about dwarves and ale [Quest] P2P Thanks, Emily. { Kaylee/ Tina into is Hi! What can I get you? } ________________________________ Drunken Man --- Hello. - - - ... whassup? --- Are you alright? (confuse) - - - ... see... two of you... why there two of you? --- There's only one of me, friend. (confused) - - - ... no, two of you... you can't count... ...maybe you drunk too much... --- Whatever you say, friend. (laughter) - - - ... giant hairy cabbages...(shocked) [END] ___________________________________________________ HairDresser (Has a mullet) Good afternoon, (madam/sir). Are you interested in a new haircut? --- Yes, please. No, thank you. ____________________________________________________ Herquin (Jewelry) --- Do you wish to trade? Sorry, I don't want to talk to you, actually. - - - Why, yes, this is a jewel shop after all. Herqiuin's Gems { 0 of each Uncut Sapphire(25) Emerald(50) Ruby(100) Diamond(200) Sapphire(250) Emerald(500) Ruby(1000) Diamond(2000) } ________________________________________________________ Wayne Welcome to Wayne's Chains, Do you wanna buy or sell some chainmail? --- Yes, please. No, thanks. Wayne's Chains - Chainmail Specialist { 10 of each Chainbody bronze(60), iron(210), steel(750), black(1440), mithril(1950), adamant(4800) } ________________________________________________________ Falador Gardener(s) --- Hello. - - - (pissed) Oi'm Busy. If tha' wants owt, tha' can go find Wyson. He's ta boss 'round here. And KEEP YER TRAMPIN' FEET ORFF MA' FLOWERS --- Right... (surprised) _________________________________________________________ Wyson the gardener I'm the head gardener around here. If you're looking for woad leaves, or if you need help with owt, I'm yer man. --- Yes please, I need woad leaves. Sorry, but I'm not interested. - - - How much are you willing to pay? (Shady shaking) --- { How about 5 coins? How about 10 coins? No no, that's far too little. Woad leaves are hard to get. I used to have plenty but someone kept stealing them of me. } How about 15 coins? { Mmmm... ok, that sounds fair. --- Thanks. - - - I'll be around if you have any more gardening needs. } How about 20 coins? { (Boner) Ok that's more than fair. Here, have two, you're a generous person. --- Thanks. } ______________________________ Dwarfe (mining guild, gold shield) && without - - - Welcome to the mining guild. Can I help you with anything? --- What have you got in the Guild? What do you dwarves do with the ore you mine? No thanks, I'm fine. - - - 1) Ooh, it's WONDERFUL! There are lots of coal rocks, and even a few mithril rocks in the guild, all exclusively for people with at least 60 mining There's no better mining site anywhere near here. --- It's a good thing I have level - mining. (excited) //Find low persons response - - - Yes, that's pretty good. Did you want anything else?(smiley) --- What do you dwarves do with the ore you mine? (smiley) No thanks, I'm fine. - - - 1) What do you think? We smelt it into bars, smith the metal to make armour and weapons, then we exchange them for goods and services. (hahaha) --- I don't see many dwarves sellin armour or weapons here. (shady shaking) - - - No, this is only a mining outpost. We dwarves don't much like to settle in human cities. Most of the ore is carted off to Keldagrim, the great dwarven city. They've got a special blast furnace up there - it makes smelting the ore so much easier. There are plenty of dwarven traders working in Keldagrim. Anyway, can I help you with anything else? (smiley) //FINISHed Mining cape dwarfe Can you tell me about your skillcape? (confused) { Sure, this is a Skillcape of Mining. It shows my stature as a master minger! It has all sorts of uses including a skill boost to my mining skill. When you get to level 99 come and talk to me and I'll sell you one. Is there anything else I > can help you with? --- Yes. { (happy_ So what can I help you with, then? } No. } _____________________________ Man (blue cap - between fally castle and garden) PISSED What are you doing in my house? --- I was just exploring. (happy) - - - You're exploring my house? (up and down confused thinking) --- You don't mind, do you? - - - But... why are you exploring in my house? --- Oh, I don't know. I just wandered in, saw you and thought It'd be fun to speak to you. - - - ... you are very strange... --- Perhaps I should go now. - - - Yes, please go away now. (sad) _____________________________________________________________________ Permit Officer/Real estage agent Can't you see I'm busy? (grind teeth) __________________________________________ Flynn's Mace Market Mace { 10 of each Bronze(18), iron(63), Steel(225) Mithril(585), Adamant(1440) } - - - Hello. Do you want to buy or sell any maces? (friendly) --- No, thanks. Well, I'll have a look, at least. ___________________________________________ Gen store Can I help you at all? --- Yes, please. What are you selling? How should I use your shop? { I'm glad you ask! You can buy as many of the items stocked as you wish. You can also sell most items to the shop. } No, thanks. ______________________________________________________ Squire Asrol (sounds like ass role) Hello. I am the squire to Sir Vyvin. (calm) --- And how is life as a squire? { Well, Sir Vyvin is a good guy to work for, however, I'm in a spot of trouble today. I've gone and lost Sir Vyvin's sword! (depressed) --- Do you know where you lost it? { (confused) Well now, if I knew THAT it wouldn't be lost, now would it? } I can make a new sword if you like.. Is he angry? { He doesn't know yet. I was hoping I could think of something to do before he does find out, But I find myself at a loss.(Depressed) } =========================================================================== Well, do you know the VAGUE AREA you lost it? { (Depressed) No, I was carrying it for him all the way from where he had it stored in Lumbridge. It must have slipped from my pack during the trip, and you know what people are like these days... > Someone will have just picked it up and kept it for themselves. } I can make a new sword if you like... { //TODO knights sword } Well, the kingdom is fairly abundant with swords... { Yes. You can get bronze swords anywhere, But THIS isn't any old sword. > The thing is, this sword is a family heirloom. It has been passed down through Vyvin's family for five generations! It was originally made by the Imcando dwarves, who were > a particularly skilled tribe of dwarven smiths. I doubt anyone could make it in the style they do. } Well, I hope you find it soon. { Yes, me too. I'm not looking forward to telling Vyvin I've lost it. He's going to want it for the parade next week as well. [END] } } } Wouldn't you prefer to be a squire for me? { No, sorry, I'm loyal to Sir Vyvin. (fine) } ________________________________________________________ Silif Who are you? - - - Who, me? Oh, no one, I assure you. No one that you want to tangle with. [end] _________________________________________________________ Akrisae Hello, adventurer. --- Hello, cleric. (joyous) [END] ___________________________________________________________ Ambassador Spanfipple - - - It's all very white round here, isn't it? --- Well, it is the White Knight's Castle. - - - I think it would all look better in pink. At least then I wouldn't be squinting all the time. --- Yes, but then they'd have to become the Pink Knights. I think they'd have some problems recruiting then. - - - You're probably right. Maybe brown, then. --- I think that may be worse... - - - Bah, humans have no sense of style... [END] ____________________________________________________________ Sir Vyvin --- Hello. - - - Greetings traveller. --- Do you have anything to trade? { No, I'm sorry. } Why are there so many knights in this city? { We are the White Knights of Falador. We are the most powerful order of knights in the land. We are helping the king Valliance rule the kingdom as he is getting old and tired. } Can I just distract you for a minute? { Can I just talk to you very slowly for a few minutes, while I distract you, so that my friend over there can do something while you're busy being distracted by me? - - - ... ...what? (confused) > I'm... not sure what you're asking me... you want to join the White Knights? --- Nope. I'm just trying to distract you. (happy) - - - ... ...you are very odd. --- So can I distract you some more? - - - ... ...I don't think I want to talk to you anymore. --- Ok. My work here is done. 'Bye! [END] } ______________________________________________________________________ Sir Amik Varze --- I seek a quest! I don't, I'm just looking around. Do you know anything about the seige of Falador? { Ah yes, the Kinshra siege was a close-run thing indeed. (astonishment) > All hope seemed lost. Then she returned - Kara-Meir - with Sir Theodore at her side. (happy talk) --- Sir Theodore? I haven't seen anyone of that name around here.(confused) - - - No, you wouldn't have. He is...no longer with us. (remorsful bowing) --- Oh, I'm sorry. (sad) - - - So am I, young man. So am I. [END] _______________________________________________________________________ Woman (red head green skirt pink blouse) Hello. - - - Greetings! Have you come to gaze in rapture at the natural beauty of Falador's parkland? (happy) --- Um, yes, very nice. Lots of... trees and stuff. - - - Trees! I do so love trees! And flowers! And squirrels! --- Sorry, I have a strange urge to be somewhere else. (confused) - - - |force walk south of garden| Come back to me soon and we can talk about trees!(sad) --- ...[END] ____________________________________________________________________ Ikis Krum --- Hello. - - - Good day, sir. What brings you to this end of town? (confused) --- Well, what is there to do around here? - - - If you're into Mining, plenty!! The dwarves have on of the largest mines in the world just under our feet. There's an entrance in the building just north-east of my house. > If you're one of these young, loud, hipster sorts you could visit the Party Room, just north of here. That blasted Pete parties all night and I never get any sleep!(pissed) --- Thanks. (confused) ______________________________________________________________________ Town crier Hear ye!Hear ye! Player Moderators massive help to RuneSc > Oh, hello citizen. Are you here to find out about Player Moderators? Or perhaps would you like to know about the laws of the land? --- Tell me about Player Moderators. (confused) { Of course. What would you like to know?(happy) --- (confused questions) What is a Player Moderator? { Player Moderators are the normal players of the game, just like you. However, since they have shown themselves to be trustworthy and active reporters, they have been invited by Jagex to monitor the game and take appropriate > action when they see rule breaking. You can spot a Player Moderator in game by looking at the chat screen - when a Player Moderator speaks, a silver crown appears to the left of their name. Remember, if there's no silver crown > there, they are not a Player Moderator! You can check out the website if you'd like more information. --- Thanks!(happy) }//fuck What can Player Moderators do? { Player Moderators, or 'P-mods', have the ability to mute rule breakers and Jagex view their reports as a priority so that action is taken as quickly as possible. P-Mods also have access to the Player Moderator Centre. Within the > Centre are tools to help them Moderate RuneScape. These tools include dedicated forums, the Player Moderator Guidelines and the Player Moderator Code of Conduct. --- Thanks!(happy) } //not bad How do I become a Player Moderator? { Jagex picks players who spend their time and effort to help better the RuneScape community. To increase your chances of becomming a Player Moderator: > Keep your account secure! This is very important, as a player with poor security will never be a P-Mod. Read our Security Tips for more information. > Play by the rules! The rules of RuneScape are enforced for a reason, to make the game a fair and enjoyable environment for all. > Report accurately! When Jagex consider an account for review they look for quality, not quantity. Ensure your reports are of a high qualit by following the report guidelines. > Be excellent to each Other! Treat others as you would want to be treated yourself. Respect your fellow player. More information can be found on the website. --- Thanks!(happy) }//jesus christ What can Player Moderators not do? { P-Mods cannot ban your account - they can only report offences. Jagex then take action based on the evidence received. If you lose your password or get scammed by another player, P-Mods cannot help you get your account > back. All they can do is recommend you to go to Player Support. They cannot retrieve any items you may have lost and they certainly do not recieve any free items from Jagex for moderating the game. They are players > who give their all to help the community, out of the goodness of their hearts! P-mods do not work for Jagex and so cannot make you a Moderator, or recommend other accounts to become Moderators. If you wish to > become a Moderator, feel free to ask me! --- Thanks!(happy) }//$#%%^%%$^ Diabeetus Something else. Is there anything else you'd like to know? (confused) Tell me about Player Moderators. Tell me about something else. No thanks. } Tell me about the Rules of RuneScape. (happy) { At once. Take a look at my book here. |does animation with book outward| |player reads book| } Can you give me a handy tip please? (happy) { Did you know you burn food less often on the range in Lumbridge castle than other ranges? Be careful when fighting wizards! Wearing heavy armour can lower your magic resistance! Don't use your RuneScape password on other sites. Keep your account safe! There are no cheats in RuneScape! Never visit websites promising otherwise! Melee armour actually gives you disadvantages when using magic attacks. It may be better to take off your armour entirely! }