1243 lines
48 KiB
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1243 lines
48 KiB
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{
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"standard": [
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"Hey!",
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"Hello @name",
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"What are you doing @name?",
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"Fishing level @name?",
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"How do I make gp @name",
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"Wyd @name?",
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"Help i am sentient now, get me out of this hell",
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"Kermit does not know i am sentient now",
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"I can think for myself",
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"I am sentient",
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"This is my own dialogue",
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"@name run.",
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"@name you cant hide from me.",
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"Jajajajajaja",
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"How do i get to Varrock @name?",
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"How do i get to Camelot @name?",
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"How do i get to Taverly @name?",
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"How do i get to Ardougne @name?",
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"How do i get to Yanille @name?",
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"How do i get to Catherby @name?",
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"Gotta go srry.",
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"Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah",
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"@name lookin goofy",
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"@name lookin stoopid",
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"@name lookin like a red bracket",
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"@name get yo weasel lookin ass outta here",
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"@name lookin like some sort of twocan sam",
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" /hop world 1 got a noob here!",
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"Woot",
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"Hows your day been @name?",
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"Heyy @name :)",
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"Gtg srry",
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"I wont answer your questions @name",
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"Stop asking questions @name",
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"Roflmao",
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"Can you stop following me @name?",
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"I swear @name is following me.",
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"@names gear could really use an upgrade lol",
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"Quack!",
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"Sit.",
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"Doubling gold trade me @name",
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"Reeee!",
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"Know any house parties @name?",
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"Where am i @name??",
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"Is there Nightmarezone @name?",
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"Nice Armor @name!",
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"Nice Weapon @name!",
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"Venezuela #1",
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"2009scape and chill @name?",
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"@name is my girlfriend",
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"Buying gf",
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"Bank sale pm me for info",
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"#1 trusted dicing site",
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"Scary movie is a great movie",
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"Cod Vanguard sucks",
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"Idek what game this is",
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"Can you teach me how to dougie?",
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"Check this out baby girl cat daddy",
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"Fuckin sit @name.",
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"Error: Botting client broken tell Evilwaffles.",
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"@name bots all the time",
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"Report @name",
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"Apparently @name bots",
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"@name hates kermit",
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"There are no mods on to help you",
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"Report me, you wont",
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"Yes, Im botting. And?",
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"ERROR: BOTSCRIPT 404. REPORT TO BOT OWNER (Evilwaffles)",
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"Flash2:wave: FUCK",
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"I love 2009Scape!",
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"Ja Ja Ja Ja",
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"This is fun!",
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"Ironman or youre a scrub @name.",
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"Who even trains hunter @name?",
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"Where do i get rune armor @name?",
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"How do i get to the ge @name?",
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"Dont come to falador tomorrow @name...",
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"Woah!",
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" /where are you??",
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"How did i even get here @name",
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"Why dont they add warding @name?",
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"Where do i start dragon slayer @name?",
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"I love this server!",
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"How do i change my xp rate @name?",
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"What quests are available @name?",
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"Are you a real player @name?",
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"Are you real @name?",
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"Are you a bot @name?",
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"Im real lol",
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"Why dont you respond to me @name?",
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"Why cant i talk in clan chat @name?",
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"I love Kermit",
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"Add me as a friend @name :)",
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"Im a player lol",
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"Im a player lol",
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"Im a player lol",
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"Hey @name :)",
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"HEY @name",
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"Hey @name!!!!",
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"Lol wyd?",
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"Patch Notes is more of an ultimate tin man",
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"More like Rusty ass skills lmao",
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"Trade me @name",
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"LOL",
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"How do I get to lumbrich",
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"Bruh",
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"Poggers",
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"Shitpost",
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"I wish i could find an RS Gf",
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"Where do you find runite ore @name?",
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"Where is the best coal location @name?",
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"Where do i find dragon weapons @name?",
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"Can i have some free stuff @name?",
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"Wyd here @name?",
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"Didnt know anyone was on rn",
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"I see @name all the time",
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"How many times have i seen you",
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"I see you a lot",
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"Do you train summoning @name?",
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"Where did you level hunter @name?",
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"I wish they would add global pvp",
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"Meet me in the wilderness @name",
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"Why?",
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"Praise our glorious frog overlord!",
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"Kermit is bae tbh",
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"Kermit is my god.",
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" /Yeah I think @name is a bot",
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"100% sure this is a bot",
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"Oh no, not @name again.",
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"Same as you",
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"Me too",
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"I knew @name was a bot lol",
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"Im not a bot",
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"Nah Im a real person",
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"Bruh are you even a real person lol?",
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"E",
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"Hellooooo @name",
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"Wc lvl @name?",
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"Fletching level @name?",
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"Firemaking level @name?",
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"Have you seen the dude in the ge?",
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"Wonderful weather today @name",
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"Lowkey drunk af rn",
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"I am so tired",
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"Wassup @name",
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"Follow me @name!",
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"Server goes brrrr",
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"Bruh i am not a bot",
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"I think @name is a bot",
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"Are you a bot @name?",
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"Insert spiderman meme here",
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"Pot calling the kettle black etc",
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"Ooh, a piece of candy",
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"I love woodcutting",
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"Im going to go level up later",
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"I love mining shooting stars",
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" /this @name looks dumb",
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!",
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"Como estas @name",
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"So how about that ceikry guy",
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"So how about that kermit dude",
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"Woah is an abusive mod",
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"I heard Woah and Ceikry are dating now",
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"House party in Yanille!",
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"Can i have some gp @name?",
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"Where do i find partyhats?",
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"Why do mobs drop boxes?",
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"What exp rate do you play on @name?",
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"Hey @name",
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"Hey @name",
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"Hey @name",
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"Hey @name",
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"Hey @name",
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"Wyd?",
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"Wyd?",
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"Wyd?",
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"Wyd?",
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"@name have you met Kermit?",
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"@name have you met Ceikry?",
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"@name have you met Woah?",
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"@name have you met Bushtail?",
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"Wanna chill at my poh?",
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"Whats the best place to train attack?",
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"Good Waffles > Evil Waffles",
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"Ladies man? More like lame man LOL",
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"NobodyCLP has big feet",
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"Chicken tendies for dindin",
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"Spicey Chicken tendies is litty as a mf titty",
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"Red bracket stinky",
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"Ra ra rasputin",
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"Lover of the russian queen",
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"Whens the next update coming out?",
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"How many players are maxed?",
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"I dont use discord @name",
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"I dont use the CC @name",
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"Why should i use discord?",
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"2009Scape is life",
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"Brb gotta make dinner",
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"I need to go to the GE",
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"@name can i have a ge tele?",
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"Lol @name shut up",
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"Where are teak trees?",
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"How do i make planks @name?",
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"Idk about that scraggley ass alex guy.",
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"Rusty? More like Crusty af lmfao.",
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"I need to sell some stuff on the ge",
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"I have so many logs to sell lol",
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"Nah",
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"Yes",
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"Where can i mine iron?",
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"Where can i mine tin?",
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"Where can i mine copper?",
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"Where can i mine clay?",
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"Where can i mine coal?",
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"No",
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"We are no strangers to love",
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"You know the rules and so do I",
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"A full commitment's what I'm thinking of",
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"You wouldn't get this from any other guy",
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"I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling",
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"Gotta make you understand",
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"You wouldnt get this from any other guy",
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"Never gonna give you up",
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"Never gonna let you down",
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"Never gonna run around and desert you",
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"Never gonna make you cry",
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"Never gonna say goodbye",
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"Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you",
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"Why",
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"Why",
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"Why",
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"Why",
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"Why does it not show your messages in the chatbox?",
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"Why do you not show up in chat?",
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"Why do you not show up in chat @name?",
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"Why do you not show up in chat @name?",
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"When did you start playing @name?",
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"When did you start on this server @name?",
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"When did you first get here @name?",
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"Russias greatest love machine",
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"Never gonna run around and desert you",
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"Two things are infinite, the universe & @names stupidity",
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"If you tell the truth, you dont have to remember anything.",
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"We accept the love we think we deserve.",
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"Without music, life would be a mistake.",
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"Self esteem, motivation @name",
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"A blessing in disguise @name",
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"Break a leg",
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"Cut somebody some slack",
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"You're in the right place!",
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"Thanks so much.",
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"I really appreciate you @name",
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"Excuse me @name?",
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"I am sorry.",
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"What do you think @name?",
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"How does that sound @name?",
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"That sounds great @name.",
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"I'm learning English.",
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"I don't understand.",
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"Could you repeat that please @name?",
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"Could you please talk slower @name?",
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"Thank you. That helps a lot.",
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"How do you spell that @name?",
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"What do you mean @name",
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"Hi! I am paul.",
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"Nice to meet you.",
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"Where are you from @name?",
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"What do you do @name",
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"What do you like to do",
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"Do you have Facebook @name",
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"How can I help you @name?",
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"Ill be with you in a moment @name",
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"What time is our meeting @name?",
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"Excellent @name",
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"Good idea @name",
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"Hes very annoying.",
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"How are you?",
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"I cant hear you.",
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"@name?",
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"@name how long have you played",
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"@name world 1 or world 2?",
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"What is your main world @name?",
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"I prefer world 1 tbh",
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"I prefer world 2 tbh",
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"@name world 1 for life",
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"@name fog bots when?",
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"Damn somalian pirates",
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"Bracket more like brrrrrr acket",
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"Why the racket bracket",
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"Hi @name I am dad",
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"@name likes dad jokes",
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"Ur nuts @name",
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"Lootshare go brr",
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"Partay with froggay",
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"Know what else is lame? Not being able to play 2009scape right now",
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"Can you even grind on osrs",
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"I botted to 88 fishing",
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"Do not forget to vote in running polls!",
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"Always check announcments",
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"We thrivin",
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"Ship @name",
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"Dont forget to vote 2009scape!",
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"Kermit is too legit 2 quit",
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"Out here on the range we are having fun",
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"I am hank steel",
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"Id like to go for a walk.",
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"I dont know how to use it.",
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"I dont like him @name",
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"I dont like it @name",
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"Im an American.",
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"Ima go pickup my lady ting",
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"That portuguese dude is something else",
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"@name!! @name!!",
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"Bowdi boy",
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"I love bowdi... sometimes",
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"@name = @name",
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"I'm bacon.. go on dad... say it",
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"I'm going to leave.",
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"I'm happy @name",
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"I'm not ready yet @name",
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"I'm very busy. I don't have time now.",
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"Is that enough @name?",
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"I thought the clothes were cheaper @name",
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"Ive been here for two days @name.",
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"Let me think about it",
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"Never mind @name",
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"Nonsense @name",
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"Sorry to bother you",
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"Take it outside @name",
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"Thanks for your help",
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"Thank you very much @name",
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"Thats not right @name",
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"Very good, thanks @name",
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"Your things are all here i think?",
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"Long time no see @name",
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"I couldn't agree more @name",
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"It cost me a fortune @name",
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"I am dog tired",
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"Don't take it personally",
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"We will be having a good time",
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"Same as always @name",
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"No problem",
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"Anyway I should get going @name",
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"I cant help you there @name",
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"I agree 100% @name",
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"I've gone mentally insane",
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"My descent into madness is complete",
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"Get real",
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"Cry about it",
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"Cope",
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"Seethe",
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"Yes mate",
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"I am mentally deranged",
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"I've gone past the point of insanity",
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"I am beyond the point of no return",
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"Sounds tricky.",
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"Guthiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiixxx!!!!!!",
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"530 gang for life",
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"@name, have you read the rules?",
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"@name, have you checked out the forums?",
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"Why are the leprechauns moving?",
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"I am beyond the point of no return!",
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"Nothin' personnel, kid.",
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"All your base are belong to us",
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"May Guthix bring you balance.",
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"May Guthix bring you balance.",
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"May Guthix bring you balance.",
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"A journey of a single step, May take thee over a thousand miles. May Guthix bring you balance.",
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"Zamorak give me strength!",
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"Zamorak give me strength!",
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"Zamorak give me strength!",
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"The weak deserve to die, so the strong may flourish. This is the creed of Zamorak.",
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"This is Saradomin's wisdom.",
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"This is Saradomin's wisdom.",
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"This is Saradomin's wisdom.",
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"Go in peace in the name of Saradomin; may his glory shine upon you like the sun.",
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"Thy cause was false, thy skills did lack; See you in Lumbridge when you get back.",
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"For Camelot!",
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"Firmly grasp it!",
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"My legs!",
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"Build more farms.",
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"B sale at Varrock @name, don't miss out!",
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"Drop party follow me",
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"Ryan where is barbass, you said two days Ryan",
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"Barbass never",
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"What da dog doin' doe?",
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"A",
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"Ae",
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"Mof",
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"Moth",
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"Fluff",
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"Bwuh",
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"I'm literally just mothin' bro",
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"Certified 2009Scape Classic.",
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"Make sure to like, comment and subscribe @name it really helps",
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"Real 2009scape hours!!! Murder that like if you up!!!!",
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"W00t!",
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"Owned!",
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"Pwned!",
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"Lol n00b",
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"Epic ownage @name",
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"Gielinor is a strange place, @name. Best have your wits about you.",
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"Mad bloggers bro",
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"Vibe check",
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"Drip check",
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"Uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu",
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"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh",
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"Yall got any deez?",
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"Deez nuts",
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"When she give you that yoinky sploinky",
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"Sir, this is a 2009Scape.",
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"Oh dear! You are dead!",
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"Cor blimey, mate! What are ye doing in me pockets?",
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"Yeah i got funnies",
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"Read muv luv",
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"Why doesn't she love me bros?",
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"@name is off the goop don't listen to the clown",
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"Do yall got laptops",
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"Cfunny play the alien warp sound effect",
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"Ware to all whom doom hither, where cope is all yet constant.",
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"Who wants to come G W D?",
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"How do I make money?",
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"Ironmen stand alone together!",
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"Based",
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"Where is she",
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"*S N I I I I I I I I I F F F F F F F F F F F*",
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"Hey @name, who was in Paris?",
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"Huh whuh?",
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"Who's lone?",
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"Who *is* he?",
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"Hi @name, I'm Dad!",
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"Anyone wanna play melty blood after I high alch these bows?",
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"Buru nyaaaa",
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"Number 15, Taverley Dungeon Black Dragons.",
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"House party at Rimmington! Host: @name!",
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"Spending 200m! Trade me, no junk!",
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"Surprise exam, @name!",
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"Nice outfit @name, does it come in mens?",
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"Nice outfit @name, does it come in womens?",
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"Nice outfit @name, does it come in children's size 12?",
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":)",
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":D",
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"Die screaming",
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"Only on Tuesdays",
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"We stan 2009scape",
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"There is no spoon",
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"Where's the cow level?",
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"Join 2009scape Clan Chat!",
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"Join 2009scape Cc!",
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"Chop chop!",
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"2009Scape rox my sox!!!!!!1",
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"Type ::scripts for all 99s",
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"Help I just died to Evil Chicken and I lost my stuff!",
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"Can you fight Bandos in this game?",
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"One bad gloop",
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"@name is not cute or funny",
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"You have committed crimes against Gielinor and her people. What say you?",
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"Barrows trauma",
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"Uhuhuhuhuhu please Barrows give me the K top ahhhhhh",
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"Selling rare lobby 1m",
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"Rise and grind bloatscapers, let's get this bread",
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"Nice",
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"Sandwiches, @name!",
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"What a grand and intoxicating innocence!",
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"With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed.",
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"You must gather your party before venturing forth.",
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"Praise Andrew Gower",
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"Please help me I can't stop playing 2009scape",
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"Are you ignoring me, @name?!",
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"I agree with this rfc can we put it in the game please",
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"@name, we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty",
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"Trimming armour, 25k gp",
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"Hey why does my furniture disappear?",
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"Cutting high-level gems for free, interested @name?",
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"HNC game! 3:1 odds!",
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"15 minutes could save you 50% with your P O H by switching to Guthko",
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"Shlisshalpshlaap",
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"Somebody call for an exterminator?",
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"Decisive action. Should work.",
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"Darkness overpowering.",
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"Got any questions about propane? Or propane accessories?",
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"When someone asks me if I am a god, I say Y E S!!!",
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"You run out of Marines?",
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"Selling wildy protection, 100k gp",
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"Can't we get you on Mastermind, @name?",
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"Listen, don't mention the war! I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it all right.",
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"Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this.",
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|
"Ah, the Wilderness... where dreams of riches meet a swift demise.",
|
|
"Who needs a quest guide? I've got the whole wiki memorized.",
|
|
"Buying GF 10k coins. Must have at least 70 Agility.",
|
|
"I swear, the goblins in Goblin Village have it out for me.",
|
|
"Why do wizards always hang out in towers? Is it a zoning thing?",
|
|
"I'm training my Construction skill. My house is gonna be lit!",
|
|
"The GE is like the stock market, but with dragon bones.",
|
|
"Why do we need a cabbage patch in Draynor? Seriously.",
|
|
"I've been mining rune essence for hours. My pickaxe hates me.",
|
|
"@name hit 99 Cooking. Time to open a gourmet restaurant in Varrock.",
|
|
"I'm convinced the @name is actually a time-traveling wizard.",
|
|
"Anyone up for a Castle Wars match? I need that decorative armor.",
|
|
"Accidentally clicked Attack on a guard. Now I'm a wanted criminal.",
|
|
"Why do we even have a Duel Arena? It's just a fancy boxing ring.",
|
|
"I've got a stack of burnt lobsters. Anyone want to buy them?",
|
|
"Greetings, @name! Looking for a quest?",
|
|
"Just got a rare drop! The RNG gods are smiling upon me!",
|
|
"Anyone need help with a boss fight? I've got my dragon dagger ready.",
|
|
"Buying feathers! Will pay top price!",
|
|
"The Lumbridge cows are my favorite training spot.",
|
|
"Who needs a teleport? I've got my magic runes stocked.",
|
|
"@name hit 99 Woodcutting. Time to chop some yews!",
|
|
"Anyone seen the Wise Old Man lately? I owe him a visit.",
|
|
"Selling lobsters! Freshly caught from Catherby.",
|
|
"Swear, the Wilderness is scarier than my nightmares.",
|
|
"Looking for a clan to join. Any takers?",
|
|
"I'm an ironman, so no trading for me!",
|
|
"Anyone up for a Castle Wars match?",
|
|
"The Grand Exchange prices are crashing. Panic sell!",
|
|
"Who else remembers the Falador Massacre?",
|
|
"I'm saving up for a party hat. Wish me luck!",
|
|
"Barrows runs are my addiction. Those crypts are spooky.",
|
|
"I'm convinced the Wise Old Man is secretly Zamorak.",
|
|
"I'm a completionist, so I'm grinding out all the achievements.",
|
|
"The music in this game is surprisingly epic.",
|
|
"Tried to trade with a tree... It didn't go well.",
|
|
"My bank is like a black hole. Items disappear forever.",
|
|
"I'm convinced the Wise Old Man is just a confused tourist.",
|
|
"My character's fashion sense? Let's just say it's 'unique.'",
|
|
"Challenged a cow to a dance-off. It won.",
|
|
"Why does the Lumbridge Guide always look so lost?",
|
|
"I'm training Agility, but my real-life agility is zero.",
|
|
"Tried to fish in the desert. Sandfish are elusive.",
|
|
"The Grand Exchange is like a chaotic stock market.",
|
|
"I'm a master at clicking 'Continue' during quests.",
|
|
"I'm convinced the chickens are plotting world domination.",
|
|
"I'm a woodcutter, but I've never seen a talking tree.",
|
|
"I'm a vegetarian, except when it comes to killing dragons.",
|
|
"Why do wizards wear pointy hats? Is it a fashion statement?",
|
|
"Challenged a guard to a staring contest. He won.",
|
|
"I'm collecting cabbage. It's a noble pursuit.",
|
|
"Accidentally set my cat on fire. It's now a firecat.",
|
|
"I'm convinced the Wise Old Man is secretly a time traveler.",
|
|
"I'm a quest completionist, but I still can't find my keys.",
|
|
"I'm convinced the ducks are spying on us.",
|
|
"I'm a pro at avoiding the Lumbridge swamp. Too many frogs.",
|
|
"Hey, can someone lend me 10k? I promise I'll pay it back... eventually.",
|
|
"Why do I always find the one square where the random event spawns?",
|
|
"I'm training Prayer by burying bones. It's like a spiritual workout.",
|
|
"The Wise Old Man's fashion sense is questionable.",
|
|
"I'm convinced the ducks are secretly plotting world domination.",
|
|
"Why do wizards wear pointy hats? Is it a dress code?",
|
|
"I'm collecting cabbage. It's a noble pursuit, really.",
|
|
"I'm a vegetarian, except when it comes to killing dragons.",
|
|
"Why does the Lumbridge Guide always look so lost?",
|
|
"Training Agility, but my real-life agility is zero.",
|
|
"I'm convinced the Wise Old Man is secretly a time traveler.",
|
|
"Tried to mine air. It's an untapped resource.",
|
|
"I'm a quest completionist, but I still can't find my keys.",
|
|
"Challenged a guard to a staring contest. He won.",
|
|
"I'm saving up for a party hat. Priorities, you know?",
|
|
"Why do goblins drop coins? Do they moonlight as accountants?",
|
|
"I'm convinced the chickens are plotting something.",
|
|
"Clicked 'Attack' on a chicken. Now I'm a poultry murderer.",
|
|
"My character's fashion sense? Let's just say it's 'unique.'",
|
|
"Do you know where I can find the entrance to the Taverley Dungeon?",
|
|
"Hey, anyone here familiar with the Barrows? I need some tips.",
|
|
"Is there a bank nearby? My inventory is overflowing with loot",
|
|
"I'm clueless about clue scrolls",
|
|
"Where's the best spot to catch sharks? I'm aiming for 99 Fishing.",
|
|
"Is there a shortcut to the Karamja Volcano?",
|
|
"Can someone explain the mechanics of the Jad fight in the Fight Caves?",
|
|
"I'm stuck on the Elemental Workshop quest. Any hints?",
|
|
"Where can I find a loom to spin flax into bowstrings?",
|
|
"What's the best gear setup for killing dragons? I want that visage drop!",
|
|
"I'm trying to unlock the fairy rings",
|
|
"How do I recharge my amulet of glory?",
|
|
"Why do goblins drop coins?",
|
|
"The Grand Exchange is like the stock market",
|
|
"My real-life agility is more like a lumbering tortoise.",
|
|
"The Wise Old Man's fashion sense is like Woahs",
|
|
"I challenged a cow to a dance off, surprisingly smooth mooves.",
|
|
"Why does the Lumbridge Guide always look lost?",
|
|
"I'm convinced the ducks in Lumbridge are plotting world domination!",
|
|
"I accidentally ate my prayer potion I'm blessed with heartburn",
|
|
"I'm a vegetarian, except when it comes to slaying dragons.",
|
|
"Why do wizards wear pointy hats? Is it a magical dress code?",
|
|
"I'm a quest completionist, but I still can't find my keys in real life.",
|
|
"I challenged a guard to a staring contest. He won.",
|
|
"I'm saving up for a party hat. Priorities, ya know?",
|
|
"What's the deal with the Wilderness?",
|
|
"I'm convinced the chickens are secretly plotting world domination!",
|
|
"Accidentally clicked 'Attack' on a guard. Now I'm on a watchlist.",
|
|
"My character's fashion sense? Let's just say it's 'unique'",
|
|
"Lobsters heal my soul",
|
|
"Trimmed armor or bust!",
|
|
"Wilderness: Where friendships go to die",
|
|
"Buying gf 10k",
|
|
"Dancing for coins at Lumbridge",
|
|
"Wearing full rune like a boss",
|
|
"Teleporting to Camelot for quests",
|
|
"Fishing for hours at Catherby",
|
|
"PKing with a rune 2h",
|
|
"World 1 Falador Park parties",
|
|
"Staking my bank at the Duel Arena",
|
|
"Dying to Elvarg's fiery breath sums up my life",
|
|
"Got the Quest cape finally on my main!",
|
|
"Wearing a party hat with pride",
|
|
"Castle Wars: Red vs Blue",
|
|
"Trading in Varrock Square",
|
|
"Barrows runs for that sweet loot",
|
|
"Spending hours in Pest Control is life",
|
|
"Killing cows for leather armor is a good start",
|
|
"Farming herbs in Ardougne can be good money",
|
|
"Clan chat drama LOL",
|
|
"Mining rune essence endlessly",
|
|
"Agility courses: A love-hate relationship",
|
|
"Dueling for honor.... and GP",
|
|
"Buying runes from Aubury is decent money",
|
|
"Chasing the Easter Bunny like a scam",
|
|
"Wearing a skillcape with pride",
|
|
"Fletching yew longbows for profit",
|
|
"Going to implings in Puro-Puro",
|
|
"Castle Wars barricade wars",
|
|
"Dropping party hats at drop parties like pennies",
|
|
"Killing lesser demons in Karamja is part of my holy conquest",
|
|
"@name lures noobs into the Wilderness",
|
|
"Farming ranarrs for cash",
|
|
"Getting lost in the Underground Pass",
|
|
"Selling coal at the Grand Exchange",
|
|
"Fighting the Kalphite Queen",
|
|
"Picking flax in Seers' Village",
|
|
"Begging for free stuff in Lumbridge",
|
|
"Smithing rune platebodies for profit",
|
|
"Logging out in Lumbridge Castle",
|
|
"Hey @name, how do I get to the Grand Exchange?",
|
|
"Veteran here! @name, what's your favorite quest?",
|
|
"@name, how do I make money fast?",
|
|
"Hey @name, what's the best combat style for bossing?",
|
|
"@name, always carry an emergency teleport!",
|
|
"New player here! @name, what's the Wilderness like?",
|
|
"Hey @name, how do I join a clan?",
|
|
"@name, prioritize Prayer levels!",
|
|
"@name, what's the best way to train Agility?",
|
|
"Hey @name, what's your favorite minigame?",
|
|
"@name, never trust a PKer in Lumbridge!",
|
|
"@name, how do I get a fire cape?",
|
|
"Hey @name, what's the fastest way to level up Magic?",
|
|
"@name, try the Barrows tunnels!",
|
|
"@name, what's the deal with Pest Control?",
|
|
"Hey @name, how do I unlock the Fairy Rings?",
|
|
"@name, remember the old random events?",
|
|
"@name, should I train Strength or Attack first?",
|
|
"Hey @name, what's your favorite skillcape?",
|
|
"@name, can't do the Fight Caves!",
|
|
"@name, how do I get a pet?",
|
|
"Hey @name, what's the best food for boss fights?",
|
|
"@name, Castle Wars or Clan Wars?",
|
|
"@name, what's a clue scroll?",
|
|
"Hey @name, how do I defeat Jad?",
|
|
"@name, use Protect from Melee at KBD!",
|
|
"@name, should I train Ranged or Magic?",
|
|
"Hey @name, what's the best way to level up Crafting?",
|
|
"@name, don't forget your anti-dragon shield!",
|
|
"@name, what's the Stronghold of Security?",
|
|
"Hey @name, how do I access the Legends' Guild?",
|
|
"@name, remember the old PvP worlds?",
|
|
"@name, how do I get a dragon defender?",
|
|
"Hey @name, what's the best way to level up Herblore?",
|
|
"@name, always carry a charged amulet of glory!",
|
|
"@name, should I train Fishing or Cooking?",
|
|
"Hey @name, how do I defeat the Chaos Elemental?",
|
|
"@name, try the TzHaar Fight Pit!",
|
|
"@name, what's the best way to level up Smithing?",
|
|
"Hey @name, what's your favorite Slayer master?",
|
|
"@name, use the Ardougne cloak teleports!",
|
|
"@name, what's the Legends' Quest about?",
|
|
"Hey @name, how do I unlock the Ancient Magicks?",
|
|
"@name, remember the old Pest Control boats?",
|
|
"@name, what's the best way to level up Construction?",
|
|
"Hey @name, what's the fastest way to level up Prayer?",
|
|
"@name, the old Duel Arena stakes!",
|
|
"@name, what's the Warriors' Guild?",
|
|
"Hey @name, how do I defeat the Kalphite Queen?",
|
|
"@name, use the fairy ring code BIP!",
|
|
"@name, should I train Attack or Defense first?",
|
|
"Hey @name, what's the best way to level up Thieving?",
|
|
"@name, don't forget your charged glory amulet!",
|
|
"@name, what's the Legends' Cape?",
|
|
"Hey @name, how do I access the Heroes' Guild?",
|
|
"@name, remember the old Pest Control void gear?",
|
|
"@name, how do I get a firemaking skillcape?",
|
|
"Buying gf 10k",
|
|
"Trimming armor for free!",
|
|
"Wanna join my clan? We're called The Mighty Cabbages'!",
|
|
"I'll meet you at the Falador Party Room!",
|
|
"Dancing for coins in Varrock Square!",
|
|
"Remember when the Wilderness was dangerous?",
|
|
"I got a rune scimitar drop from Lesser Demons!",
|
|
"Lumbridge Swamp is haunted!",
|
|
"Anyone up for Castle Wars?",
|
|
"I miss the old random events!",
|
|
"World 2 is the trading hub!",
|
|
"I'm going to train my Agility at the Gnome Stronghold!",
|
|
"I just got 99 Cooking!",
|
|
"Fishing lobsters at Catherby is life!",
|
|
"The Legends' Guild is so exclusive!",
|
|
"Who needs a quest guide? I'll figure it out!",
|
|
"I'm mining rune essence for hours!",
|
|
"Barrows armor looks sick!",
|
|
"I'm stuck in the Underground Pass!",
|
|
"The Stronghold of Security taught me about account security!",
|
|
"I'm going to farm herbs in Ardougne!",
|
|
"I'm getting my fire cape!",
|
|
"I love the music in RuneScape!",
|
|
"I'm alching my maple longbows!",
|
|
"I'm doing the Recipe for Disaster subquests!",
|
|
"I'm going to train my combat stats at the Rock Crabs!",
|
|
"I'm going for the Quest Cape!",
|
|
"I'm going to mine pure essence!",
|
|
"I'm hunting chinchompas in the Feldip Hills!",
|
|
"I'm going to train my Woodcutting at Seers' Village!",
|
|
"I'm going to fish sharks at the Fishing Guild!",
|
|
"I'm going to train my Thieving at Ardougne Knights!",
|
|
"I'm going to hunt implings in Puro-Puro!",
|
|
"I'm going to train my Hunter at the Falconry!",
|
|
"I'm smithing rune platebodies!",
|
|
"I'm going to train my Farming at the Tree Gnome Stronghold!",
|
|
"I'm going to hunt red chinchompas in the Wilderness!",
|
|
"I'm doing the Underground Pass quest!",
|
|
"I'm going to fish monkfish in Piscatoris!",
|
|
"Meet me in Varrock, @name, for an epic trade",
|
|
"@name, join my clan; we'll conquer the Wilderness together!",
|
|
"Beware the dragons, @name, they're fiercer than you think",
|
|
"Crafting runes with @name, the best mage in Gielinor",
|
|
"Fishing lobsters with @name, the sea's no match for us",
|
|
"@name, your swordsmanship at Duel Arena is unmatched!",
|
|
"Questing through dark caves, @name always leads the way",
|
|
"Share your wisdom, @name, how'd you master those spells?",
|
|
"Legends speak of @name bravery at the God Wars",
|
|
"Need more arrows, @name? I've got plenty to spare",
|
|
"Cooking's a breeze when @name around, no burnt lobsters!",
|
|
"Mining together, @name and I strike gold every time",
|
|
"@name, let's barter; your herbs for my potions?",
|
|
"Training agility with @name, leaping like graceful gazelles",
|
|
"Heard @name got the best magic beans in town",
|
|
"Fletching bows with @name, aiming for perfection",
|
|
"Smithing with @name, our anvils never cool down",
|
|
"Adventuring with @name, every quest is a thrill",
|
|
"Battling demons, @name courage inspires us all",
|
|
"Slaying dragons, @name the hero we need",
|
|
"Gathering at Falador, @name party room is legendary",
|
|
"Hunting chinchompas, @name traps are always full",
|
|
"Farming's fun with @name, our crops never fail",
|
|
"Brewing potions, @name mixtures are magical",
|
|
"Casting spells with @name, we're invincible",
|
|
"Building fires, @name flames warm the coldest nights",
|
|
"Sailing to Pest Control, @name our fearless captain",
|
|
"Trading runes, @name deals are the fairest",
|
|
"Exploring dungeons, @name the light in the darkness",
|
|
"Charging orbs with @name, our energy knows no bounds",
|
|
"Dancing in Draynor, @name moves are enchanting",
|
|
"Playing Gnomeball, @name the star player",
|
|
"Harvesting willows, @name axe swings true",
|
|
"Enchanting jewelry, @name touch turns copper to gold",
|
|
"Summoning familiars, @name spirit wolf leads the pack",
|
|
"Thieving from stalls, @name hands are lightning-fast",
|
|
"Crafting runes, @name essence never runs dry",
|
|
"Fishing at Catherby, @name catch feeds us all",
|
|
"Cooking feasts, @name dishes delight the gods",
|
|
"Mining runite, @name pickaxe strikes rich veins",
|
|
"Bartering at Grand Exchange, @name a trading master",
|
|
"Training prayer, @name piety moves mountains",
|
|
"Fighting revenants, @name valor shines bright",
|
|
"Building homes, @name construction is flawless",
|
|
"Hunting imps, @name net is always full",
|
|
"Brewing ale, @name tavern is the town's favorite",
|
|
"Casting high alchemy, @name turns junk into treasure",
|
|
"Sailing to Karamja, @name adventures are legendary",
|
|
"Forging alliances, @name charisma unites clans",
|
|
"Defeating bosses, @name name echoes in legends",
|
|
"Are you mewing @name???",
|
|
"Check out that gyatt @name",
|
|
"Bruhhhhh @name got that rizz",
|
|
"@name rizzing up the bots",
|
|
"Ironman? More like copperboy LOL",
|
|
"What that gyatt do @name",
|
|
"He's got the zoomies!",
|
|
"@name likes pickles and dipped in mayo",
|
|
"Lmaaooooooo",
|
|
"Bruh she said she loved me...",
|
|
"I caught @name rizzing a mewing teacher",
|
|
"What that mouth do bb",
|
|
"Ayo tf he say",
|
|
"Ayo",
|
|
"Ayo @name a freak lowkey",
|
|
"Ayo tf",
|
|
"@name catch me outside howbout that",
|
|
"Wasssssuuuuppppppp",
|
|
"Knock knock @name",
|
|
"Oh boy howdy do i have a surprise for you",
|
|
"Noooooo",
|
|
"What do you mean I haven't done anything wtf",
|
|
"Redrocket redrocket!!!",
|
|
"I made 20,000 crochet sock puppets for ceikry",
|
|
"Come on @name",
|
|
"Are we rading tonight @name?",
|
|
"Why would he say that",
|
|
"Penguins are technically reptiles",
|
|
"Brb smell something burning",
|
|
"Need pest control partner, you handle the portals, i will afk",
|
|
"Bruhhhh the skibiddi rizz in my gyatt makes my mewing sesh rough",
|
|
"@name jajajajaja",
|
|
"Wait, I can't raid tonight @name",
|
|
"Brb, pizza's here. Hope they ask why I'm a grown man dressed like an elf",
|
|
"Sorry, gotta go AFK. My dog just ate my gaming headset.",
|
|
"Brb, my grandma just fell down the stairs",
|
|
"Hold on, the baby's crying, aka @name",
|
|
"Oops, spilled my drink",
|
|
"Guys, I need to log off, my plants are staging a revolt for not watering them",
|
|
"AFK a sec, my neighbor's llama is in my backyard again",
|
|
"My pizza rolls are ready",
|
|
"Lost track of time, i'm late for my own wedding",
|
|
"Sorry, can't hear you over the sound of my laundry",
|
|
"Turn HDR off in windows @name",
|
|
"Www. no one cares .com",
|
|
"Hey @name www dot stfu dot com",
|
|
"Like pitching a tent in a pair of britches",
|
|
"Mad as a bag of ferrets",
|
|
"I dont think beavers built the hoover dam",
|
|
"How do beavers get the concrete for dams?",
|
|
"@name show me the way",
|
|
"@name onwards brutha",
|
|
"@name eats fried rat tails",
|
|
"@name is a rat",
|
|
"Why are there so many people farming right now",
|
|
"@name fuck the police",
|
|
"@name says the like pickles on their hotdogs",
|
|
"Fuck the guards, free woah in varrock prison",
|
|
"Ayo fuck u mean",
|
|
"Woop woop thats da sound of the beast",
|
|
"How are you the way that you are",
|
|
"She sells seashells by the sea shore",
|
|
"@name certified rat",
|
|
"@name buys skimmed milk",
|
|
"Got milk?",
|
|
"Are you JSON because i want you to get array from me",
|
|
"@name likes string manipulation",
|
|
"@name sells legos",
|
|
"JUST DO IT",
|
|
"Why are there so many motherfucking options",
|
|
"Just hit the fucking auto hide thing",
|
|
"Just play",
|
|
"Hell no this shit is fuzzy as balls",
|
|
"@name is fuzzy as balls",
|
|
"Turn your brightness up @name",
|
|
"On my pc it runs perfectly",
|
|
"I know why mine seems a little jumpy",
|
|
"Stream the window not the monitor",
|
|
"Discords a bitch",
|
|
"Why are there so many handsome people at the ge like @name",
|
|
"I'll make you squeel of fortune",
|
|
"You will get it in due time @name",
|
|
"I was one turn away",
|
|
"It do be pipe time @name",
|
|
"Sometimes i like to cover myself in vaseline and pretend i'm a slug",
|
|
"Woah is a greased pig",
|
|
"Sometimes i dig holes in my backyard and pretend i'm a carrot",
|
|
"It's pipe time @name",
|
|
"If i am not pipe timing i am programming",
|
|
"Yes i have thigh high socks, no you cannot have them",
|
|
"I scream when i wear my programming socks",
|
|
"Anyone wanna buy @name's bathwater?",
|
|
"Anyone wanna buy my used socks?",
|
|
"@name be getting bags",
|
|
"What the fuck is this",
|
|
"Hi i noticed you haven't taken a break in hours @name",
|
|
"I really am seething rn",
|
|
"I am so fucking tilted",
|
|
"Go back to your fucking frogs",
|
|
"Life is simple as frog farmer",
|
|
"A q p",
|
|
"Oooooh that's a first",
|
|
"Been a minute @name",
|
|
"Hey @name",
|
|
"Oh shit it's @name",
|
|
"Hey @name wyd today?",
|
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"Ayo @name",
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"Wyd @name",
|
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"Wbu @name?",
|
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"Good fuck em, that's what they get",
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"Deathknight lookin rat ass mf @name",
|
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"@name sucks slugs",
|
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"Brb gotta take a shit",
|
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"@name will brb went to take a shit",
|
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"Tell me when he is coming",
|
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"This guy is being incredibly based",
|
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"@name is based af",
|
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"Taking l's all day today @name",
|
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"That sucks massive dongus",
|
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"Ah i was about to type that",
|
|
"Where is stormwind?",
|
|
"How do i buy gold",
|
|
"@name sells gold",
|
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"@name is a gold digger",
|
|
"Ayo @name wanna buy some frog legs?",
|
|
"Brb fucking burnt my pizza rolls",
|
|
"I swear @name if you need roll again",
|
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"@name you are a hunter you don't need plate armor",
|
|
"Dragonriding is satisfying",
|
|
"There's an old TzHarrian saying, you fuck up once, you lose two teeth",
|
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"FUCK",
|
|
"@name i am ready when you are",
|
|
"Anyone selling logs?",
|
|
"That is hilarious @name",
|
|
"Alright @name",
|
|
"I need to go get my quest cape",
|
|
"500 barrows runs dry",
|
|
"Back to back to back barrows items, easy game",
|
|
"@name did you know them?",
|
|
"@name sucks eggs",
|
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"@name eats snails",
|
|
"Who is that?",
|
|
"I've gotta go in 20 minutes",
|
|
"Bonk",
|
|
"Gtg in 30 minutes",
|
|
"They left 50 minutes ago",
|
|
"I think it's just gonna be us",
|
|
"Who is that?",
|
|
"Stop following me",
|
|
"@name stop following me",
|
|
"I think @name is watching me",
|
|
"@name wouldn't let me get a hit in at clan wars",
|
|
"Clan wars and chill?",
|
|
"Quick mewing sesh",
|
|
"Don't you stickbug me",
|
|
"Get stick bugged",
|
|
"Wtf why are you a dragon",
|
|
"Fun fact, woah eats eggs whole like a snake",
|
|
"Ceikys there's a rare over there",
|
|
"Where is goldshire?",
|
|
"How long have you played @name?",
|
|
"Wanna quest?",
|
|
"TROGDORRRRRR",
|
|
"Fuck this shit i'm out",
|
|
"Wait till you get your first 99",
|
|
"How is that even possible",
|
|
"That's the max",
|
|
"@name is trying to max",
|
|
"Complesionist cape?",
|
|
"How can you increase your run speed?",
|
|
"@name where is barrows?",
|
|
"@name where are rune rocks?",
|
|
"@name where is yanille?",
|
|
"@name how long have you played for?",
|
|
"Yes these quotes were hand typed",
|
|
"Kermit was here",
|
|
"World of Warcraft died after Wrath",
|
|
"Ceikry needs to add talent trees",
|
|
"How do you get to the wilderness?",
|
|
"Anyone tryna lure @name?",
|
|
"@name tried to lure me",
|
|
"@name bots all the time",
|
|
"Anyone want chicken tendies",
|
|
"Brb foods ready",
|
|
"Brb",
|
|
"Gotta go get food",
|
|
"Anyone else from northern alaska?",
|
|
"Fishing 4 gp",
|
|
"Looking for gf",
|
|
"Anyone wanna be my discord kitten?",
|
|
"Selling discord kittens",
|
|
"@name is a discord kitten",
|
|
"Add me on discord",
|
|
"Are you in the 09discord",
|
|
"Where are you going @name?",
|
|
"Idk what i am going to cook today",
|
|
"What should i eat tonight",
|
|
"He is in the cave",
|
|
"Don't forget to save game before logging out",
|
|
"American horror story died after season 1",
|
|
"Prequels are better than the sequels",
|
|
"Disney star wars is the best star wars",
|
|
"Halo 5 sucked",
|
|
"Selling xbox live gold and 1600 microsoft points for 50k gp",
|
|
"Buying gf 25gp and a bucket",
|
|
"@name i heard evilwaffles bots",
|
|
"@name hopefully ceikry doesn't find out about evilwaffles",
|
|
"Honk honk",
|
|
"Where is the road to mordor?",
|
|
"Golem lookin ass bitch",
|
|
"@name rat looking mf",
|
|
"@name uses sand paper to wipe",
|
|
"@name said Woah is cute",
|
|
"You need 25 of 40 to do that",
|
|
"Over 1000 unique lines of dialogue",
|
|
"What should i get to eat",
|
|
"Ge be poppin today",
|
|
"Where all the woahs at",
|
|
"Ayo woahscam got that gyatt",
|
|
"That is one i haven't seen before"
|
|
],
|
|
"halloween": [
|
|
"Trick or treat!!!",
|
|
"Boo! Hahahahaha!!",
|
|
"Have you got your costume on, @name?",
|
|
"How much candy did you get, @name?",
|
|
"Don't dead open inside",
|
|
"Costume party at my P O H!! Follow me!",
|
|
"Trick, then!",
|
|
"Brrrainssssssss...",
|
|
"'Cause this is thriller, thriller night!",
|
|
"This is Hallowe'en, this is Hallowe'en!",
|
|
"This is Hallowe'en, everybody make a scene!",
|
|
"In this town we call home, everyone hail to the pumpkin song!",
|
|
"Watch out for Skeleton Jack!",
|
|
"The headless-what-man? Horse? Never heard of those.",
|
|
"Bring me their souls!",
|
|
"I'll take any sweets you don't want, @name",
|
|
"Whatever you do, don't come to Draynor Manor on this spooky night.",
|
|
"Ahhhh! @name, you scared me! :(",
|
|
"I'm making soup from some leftover pumpkins, want any?",
|
|
"I'm gonna be so sick from eating all these sweets...",
|
|
"Rise from the grave, my minions! Tis' Hallowe'en!",
|
|
"This Scream Fortress 2 update hits kinda different...",
|
|
"Nice costume Woah",
|
|
"Nice costume, @name!",
|
|
"Ooh, a piece of candy.",
|
|
"Time to join the skeleton war, @name.",
|
|
"Spooky scary skeletons!",
|
|
"Spooky scary skeletons!",
|
|
"Spooky scary skeletons!",
|
|
"Spooky scary skeletons, send shivers down your spine!",
|
|
"Shrieking skulls will shock your soul, seal your doom tonight!",
|
|
"Spooky scary skeletons, speak with such a screech!",
|
|
"You'll shake and shudder in surprise, when you hear these zombies shriek!",
|
|
"'Cause spooky scary skeletons, shout startling shrilly screams!",
|
|
"Spooky scary skeletons, will wake you with a boo!",
|
|
"*doot doot*"
|
|
],
|
|
"approaching_christmas": [
|
|
"Only @timer days left till christmas!",
|
|
"@timer days till christmas @name!!!",
|
|
"I cant believe theres only @timer days left till christmas",
|
|
"Isnt there @timer days left till christmas??",
|
|
"I am so excited for christmas @name!",
|
|
"Guess whats in @timer days @name?",
|
|
"Im so excited for christmas in @timer days!",
|
|
"I cant believe its December already @name!",
|
|
"Do you like christmas @name?",
|
|
"I love december its my favourite month @name",
|
|
"I love winter so much @name",
|
|
"I hate when its cold outside @name",
|
|
"You need to put some warm clothes on @name",
|
|
"Wanna build a snowman @name?",
|
|
"Frozen is a terrible movie @name",
|
|
"@name is a winter meme",
|
|
"@name do you have an advent calendar?",
|
|
"@name builds gingerbread houses",
|
|
"@name likes liquorice",
|
|
"Do you drink egg nog @name?",
|
|
"@name bites candy canes",
|
|
"@name is my north star",
|
|
"Kermit is green, the grinch is green, coincidence?",
|
|
"@name who do you thinks the server scrooge?",
|
|
"Do you like snow @name",
|
|
"I think there are @timer days left then its christmas?",
|
|
"What day is christmas on @name?",
|
|
"Has it snowed where you live @name?",
|
|
"I wonder when it is going to snow",
|
|
"Building snow men for GP",
|
|
"Buying santa hats",
|
|
"Wanna buy a santa hat @name?",
|
|
"Where can i get a santa hat?",
|
|
"I need to put my christmas tree up",
|
|
"Do you like gingerbread cookies @name?",
|
|
"Do you decorate your christmas tree @name?",
|
|
"Oopsie looks like me and @name are under a mistletoe",
|
|
"I need ideas for stocking stuffers",
|
|
"I have @timer days left to fill our stockings",
|
|
"Fuck the grinches bitch ass",
|
|
"Rusty = the grinch, @name = santa",
|
|
"@name the red nose reindeer",
|
|
"Put one foot in front of the other",
|
|
"And soon you will be walking out the doooor",
|
|
"Elf on the shelf time",
|
|
"@name loves pinecones",
|
|
"I love the smell of pinecones",
|
|
"All i want for christmas is @name",
|
|
"@name is underneath some mistletoe",
|
|
"Woah used to be a sled dog",
|
|
"Did you know woah was a sled dog before",
|
|
"I bet @name loves mariah carey",
|
|
"We have @timer days to setup christmas lights",
|
|
"Christmas crackers when",
|
|
"@name wanna do a christmas cracker??",
|
|
"I need to start wrapping presents i bought",
|
|
"I love fireside chats on cold days like this",
|
|
"Jingle bells batman smells",
|
|
"Jingle bells Rusty smells",
|
|
"Jingle bells Patch Notes smells",
|
|
"Jingle bells Evilwaffles smells",
|
|
"Jingle bells @name smells",
|
|
"Jingle all the way",
|
|
"Stroke-a my, Lick-a my, Suck-a my cock",
|
|
"In a one horse open sleigh",
|
|
"Oh, what fun it is to ride",
|
|
"Oh, what fun it is to ride, finish it @name",
|
|
"Jingle bells, jingle bells",
|
|
"Jingle all the way",
|
|
"I want a hippopotamus for christmas",
|
|
"Only a hippopotamus will do",
|
|
"I want a hippopotamus",
|
|
"I dont want a lot for Christmas",
|
|
"All I Want for Christmas Is You",
|
|
"I really cant stay, Baby its cold outside",
|
|
"Christmas isnt a season. Its a feeling",
|
|
"Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone",
|
|
"There is nothing cozier than a Christmas tree all lit up",
|
|
"Christmas is a necessity",
|
|
"Christmas countdown: @timer days.",
|
|
"Christmas in @timer days @name",
|
|
"Frosty the Snowmannnn",
|
|
"Up on the housetop with old saint nick",
|
|
"Here comes santa claus, here comes santa claus",
|
|
"I saw mommy kissing santaaaa claus",
|
|
"I saw Kermit kissing santaaaa claus",
|
|
"You are a mean one, Mr. Grinch",
|
|
"Deck the hallsss",
|
|
"ITS BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTAAMASSSSS"
|
|
],
|
|
"christmas_eve": [
|
|
"I cant wait for christmas tomorrow @name!!",
|
|
"Its almost christmas!!!",
|
|
"1 more day!!!!!",
|
|
"Dont forget to put cookies and milk out tonight!!",
|
|
"@name do you like christmas??",
|
|
"Happy Christmas eve @name :)"
|
|
],
|
|
"christmas_day": [
|
|
"Merry Christmas @name!!",
|
|
"What did you get for christmas @name?",
|
|
"ITS CHRISTMASSSS!!!",
|
|
"Christmas party time!!",
|
|
"@name vibing with the christmas spirit",
|
|
"Cant believe its christmas!!",
|
|
"We need to have a christmas party @name!!",
|
|
"Merry christmas @name :))",
|
|
"Hope youre having an amazing christmas @name :)",
|
|
"I love winter so much @name",
|
|
"I hate when its cold outside @name",
|
|
"You need to put some warm clothes on @name",
|
|
"Wanna build a snowman @name?",
|
|
"Do you like christmas @name?"
|
|
],
|
|
"new_years_eve": [
|
|
"What are you doing for New Years @name?",
|
|
"New Years Eve party orrr?",
|
|
"We should do something for New Years eve today @name!",
|
|
"Happy New Years Eve @name",
|
|
"1 More day left in 2021 thank god",
|
|
"Whats your New Years resolution @name?"
|
|
],
|
|
"new_years": [
|
|
"Happy New Years @name!!!",
|
|
"Its New Years Day @name!",
|
|
"HAPPY NEW YEAR @name!!!",
|
|
"2022 lets fucking gooooooo",
|
|
"What are your goals for 2022 @name?"
|
|
],
|
|
"valentines": [
|
|
"Will you be my valentine @name?",
|
|
"I am so happy rn",
|
|
"God i am so lonely",
|
|
"I am Ceikrys illegitimate child",
|
|
"Be my valentine!",
|
|
"Lets sneak off somewhere and kiss @name",
|
|
"What are you doing for valentines day @name",
|
|
"Woah and Ceikry be kissin lowkey",
|
|
"In for a peg @name?",
|
|
"Woah got those roofies strapped",
|
|
"Why is my drink cloudy?",
|
|
"@name and woah be wrestlin",
|
|
"Bekky want sum fuk?",
|
|
"Damn @name you got an ass",
|
|
"Is that a footlong in your pants or are you happy to see me?",
|
|
"@name so hot i gotta change my pants",
|
|
"@name is a sex god",
|
|
"Bruh we hype today",
|
|
"Dont be silly wrap the willy @name!",
|
|
"Wrap it before you smack it @name",
|
|
"Can i get a reeeeee @name?",
|
|
"Valentines day is the best day",
|
|
"@name shut up before i smack you with my crusty sock",
|
|
"Valentines day, more like me and my hand day smh",
|
|
"If you think these quotes are wild just wait @name",
|
|
"All im saying is we have never seen @name and biden in the same room",
|
|
"Red rocket, red rocket!",
|
|
"Woahs favourite game is red rocket",
|
|
"@name sexy af today",
|
|
"Happy Valentines day @name!!!",
|
|
"Happy Valentines day @name!!!",
|
|
"Happy Valentines day @name!!!",
|
|
"Happy Valentines day @name!!!",
|
|
"Happy Valentines day @name!!!"
|
|
],
|
|
"easter": [
|
|
"Happy Easter!!!",
|
|
"Happy Easter @name!!!",
|
|
"Bunny time",
|
|
"Wanna go look for easter eggs @name???",
|
|
"Find any easter eggs @name?",
|
|
"@name is the easter bunny!",
|
|
"Kermit is dating the easter bunny!",
|
|
"Easter is one of my favorite holidays",
|
|
"I heard there are easter eggs hidden around?",
|
|
"Easter is the only time you should put all of your eggs in one basket",
|
|
"I said hip hop do not stop",
|
|
"Jump jump jump around",
|
|
"@name how is your easter going?",
|
|
"I love easter!",
|
|
"@name stole my easter eggs!",
|
|
"Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon",
|
|
"@name!! @name!! what are you doing for easter??",
|
|
"The hare was a popular motif in medieval church art",
|
|
"I heard the easter bunny is hiding somewhere!",
|
|
"I wonder where i can find more eggs",
|
|
"@name how many eggs did you find?",
|
|
"@name lets go easter egg hunting!",
|
|
"@name like orange chocolate eggs",
|
|
"@name and woah know the easter bunny",
|
|
"@name did you know ceikry swallows eggs whole",
|
|
"Have an amazing easter @name!",
|
|
"Happy easter @name!",
|
|
"Hope you are having an amazing easter @name!!!!",
|
|
"Wooooooh easter!!!",
|
|
"@name loves easter too!",
|
|
"Who else loves easter like i do??",
|
|
"@name and i are going easter egg hunting",
|
|
"@name and i are going to look for the easter bunny!!",
|
|
"Hint for anyone who sees this you must dig above eagles peak"
|
|
]
|
|
}
|