57 lines
1.9 KiB
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57 lines
1.9 KiB
Plaintext
string script_2446(string arg0) {
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string svar1;
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svar1 = lower(arg0);
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if (((boolean)stringMethod4107(svar1, "all your base are belong to us"))) {
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return "orly?";
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}
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if (((boolean)stringMethod4107(svar1, "orly"))) {
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return "yarly";
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}
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if (((boolean)stringMethod4107(svar1, "bangin'"))) {
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return "donk";
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}
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if (((boolean)stringMethod4107(svar1, "murder")) || ((boolean)stringMethod4107(svar1, "redrum"))) {
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return "All rest and no play makes Guthix a dull boy.";
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}
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if (((boolean)stringMethod4107(svar1, "humperdinck")) || ((boolean)stringMethod4107(svar1, "humperdink"))) {
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return "Have fun storming the castle!";
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}
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if (((boolean)stringMethod4107(svar1, "i am your father"))) {
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return "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!";
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}
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if (((boolean)stringMethod4107(svar1, "i'll be back"))) {
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return "Come with me if you want to live.";
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}
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if (((boolean)stringMethod4107(svar1, "there is no spoon"))) {
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return "Then you will see, it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.";
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}
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if (((boolean)stringMethod4107(svar1, "milton waddams"))) {
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return "The ratio of people to cake is too big.";
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}
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if (((boolean)stringMethod4107(svar1, "you fight like a dairy farmer"))) {
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return "How appropriate. You fight like a cow.";
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}
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if (((boolean)stringMethod4107(svar1, "finish the fight"))) {
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return "They must love the smell of hero.";
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}
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if (((boolean)stringMethod4107(svar1, "r.i.p. runescape"))) {
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return "Wanna bet?";
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}
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if (((boolean)stringMethod4107(svar1, "penso, logo existo"))) {
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return "Borboletas salpicadas de goiabada...";
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}
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if (((boolean)stringMethod4107(svar1, "le temps passe"))) {
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return "L'\u0153uf dur.";
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}
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if (((boolean)stringMethod4107(svar1, "paul"))) {
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return "Rargh, I'm a lava monster!";
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}
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if (((boolean)stringMethod4107(svar1, "andrew"))) {
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return "Cabbage.";
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}
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if (((boolean)stringMethod4107(svar1, "sevga"))) {
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return "Marmaros had a close encounter with a prayer-eating behemoth.";
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}
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return arg0;
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}
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